— IM YELINIING
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lotstradamus:

Albus: Scorp lad

Scorpius: wot lad

Albus: shall we nick some voddy and get fukt int back field lad

Scorpius: we ant got a back field lad but we could get fukt int topiary gardens

Albus: sickkkkkk

Scorpius: lads lads lads 

- The Cursed Child, 2016