darlinghogwarts:

Harry Potter where everything is the same, except that Harry talks like tumblr

“malfoy… you have no chill”

“defeat voldemort 1.9k95”

“hell yeah I’m alive surprise bitch I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”

“omg ron you sweet summer child”

myvegansensesaretingling:

reblog if you’re on team “I acknowledge that Draco Malfoy is a highly flawed individual and in no way condone the shit he’s done, but I strongly believe he was deserving of a redemption arc and it hurts my soul that JKR chose not to explore that”

gingersnapwolves:

perfectparamour:

fastpacedfreefall:

ave-aria:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

Oh my god it got so much better.

Snape takes a shot

luxiusmalfoy:

guineverebeck:

i think who i am as a person can be easily summed up as “dramatic about a lot of things, but mostly harry potter”.

is this draco malfoy?

googlesnightmare:

punkprofessor:

hey everyone i’m queer and i love harry potter

hello draco